One-liners
Actual quote from one of our kids: "I ate a honey bee once... it didn't taste like honey at all"
And for you Mitch Hedburg fans:
"I haven't slept for 3 days... cause that would be too long"
"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be f*%#ed up"
"I had an ant farm once, those workers didn't grow sh*$"
And for you Mitch Hedburg fans:
"I haven't slept for 3 days... cause that would be too long"
"If carrots got you drunk, rabbits would be f*%#ed up"
"I had an ant farm once, those workers didn't grow sh*$"
posted by Martin @ 10:26 AM
2 Comments:
At 2:28 PM,
Katie said…
I LOVE Mitch Hedburg!!!!!
"I eat rice when I want to eat a billion of something"
At 5:15 PM,
Kelly said…
Here's a good Mitch Hedberg joke...
"Alcoholism is a disease, but it's the only one you can get yelled at for having. 'Damn it, Otto, you're an alcoholic.' 'Damn it, Otto, you have lupus.' One of those two doesn't sound right."
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